( SATIRE ) Don't take too seriously.
- An educational Institution that Confuses Education with Training, (yes they think that its there responsibility to KILL the individualism of the students and enforce a strict rule,Sounds like army doesn't it??).
- Where Uniform means a particular texture of clothing not just any Gray pants but the Gray pants they LIKE,not just any white shirt but the white shirt that they LIKE.
- Students are slaves.
- Hair styles are to be approved by the administration,other wise non educational hair styles might interfere with our studies(How thoughtful).
- Boys and girls cannot sit together because its UNNATURAL, because the administration is GAY (Aheem lols Come on!! its quite possible, makes sense??? ).
- Accessorizing the UNIFORM is also prohibited because extra stuff such as key chains,bracelets,wrist bands,P caps,Beanies,bandannas, and all other forms of coolness is not allowed because these things make the administration feel old and they want to feel young again,further more these things create social differences between students and some look more richer and well endowed then the rest,that is why the APCOMS administration helps us by Fining some hefty amounts to reduce the social gap and to make everyone a Plain old no-personality Geek.
- If you are with the Administration you are the king of the hill,even if you are the gate keeper the admin-pompous-git certificate makes each and everyone of the employees the Social police of the university they have the right to "help us" by barging in and telling someone to stop talking to the girl right now,because its UNETHICAL.
- Gatekeepers Love to snoop around like dogs to stop any unlawful communication between girls and boys.
- Smoking is not allowed for students but is allowed for teachers.
- The coordinator of the BBA department Mr Najmi AKA, ( Nick names kept secret ) and a number of other Honorary titles has been selected to provide his services because of his immense knowledge in the field of backstabbing,Poondi,Social welfare by wandering around and stopping boys and girls from talking and keeping tabs on who likes to talk with whom.
- A lot of teachers are selected on the strict set of processes called "FLUKES" and "LOOKS" teachers are thoroughly selected based on there looks and then a feasibility analysis is carried out estimating the ability of that teacher to Fail miserably at teaching if the chances are less then 75% the teacher is selected,a number of failed flukes by the administration have been reported such as the psychology teacher for BBA department,(name withheld to protect the guilty).
- Attendance of 80 % is required to take the examination. The process on the whole happens to be the love stuck mistress of teachers and coordinator where teacher have the luxury of not putting the attendance of a student if he or she is late or simply if the teacher doesn't like him or her.
- Good teachers Leave APCOMS because they get better jobs,and Crappy teachers get promoted.
- Aptitudes of students are irrelevant,all the students have to do the same shit, no matter what he or she is better at or loves to do.
- Prepares us for the practical world & for the competition intensive market out there,BY teaching us outdated crap, thought by teachers that have limited vision and enforcing strict uniform and anti opposite sex code because the world out there is sooooo conscious about dressing and talking to a girl is a SIN,(Yes its a SIN. APCOMS is protecting us from the fires of HELL,isn't that exactly why we are paying them for???).
- Asking too many questions means you are stupid,that is exactly why Thomas Edison and Einstein were kicked out because they were stupid. See where are they now! ,selling cupcakes at the street corner probably.
- Copying the white board and writing it as is,is the perfect way to LEARN and get good grades,that is how our teachers got good grades and that is exactly why they are our teachers and that is exactly why we have no right to prosper.
- Every semester a feedback from the students is taken to analyze the teachers,where students rate the teachers,and the teacher that gets the worst grades is congratulated because students are stupid, they do not know shit,so the worst teacher is actually the best,makes sense doesn't it?.
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